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bagel praxis [Feb. 10th, 2012|10:35 pm]

anomie666
Overheard in Harvard Square.

Two college students chatting outside of the Starbucks.

...Oh, and he called me a communist because I don't toast my bagel in the morning.
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"Appropriate Attire" [Aug. 11th, 2011|12:31 pm]

brokenintention
Overheard in one Ashburton Place (State building) on Beacon Hill:

Little girl: Daddy! You walk too fast, I keep stepping on my dress!
Dad (wearing a suit, walking around the corner): Well maybe if you were wearing the dress instead of carrying it, that wouldn't happen.
Little girl: I'm already dressed!
Dad: I can walk fast because I wear appropriate clothing for being in public and I left my bathing suit at home.

At this point little girl walks around the corner in a bikini and flip flops while dragging a dress on the ground.
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Evening Red Line train to Alewife, two girls in their late teens [Jul. 3rd, 2011|12:09 am]

belladonna
Girl 1: What the hell is that thing? *gesturing to my Kindle*
Girl 2: It's a Kindle.
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: A Kindle. You read books on it.
Girl 1: It doesn't look very technological. Can you even get the internet on it?
Girl 2: Sort of. You can read newspapers and stuff, too.
Girl 1: What the hell's the point? If I can't get on Facebook, it's not worth it.
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Transcript: Davis Square T Platform This Morning [Jun. 28th, 2011|03:42 pm]

ron_newman
[reposted from [info]plumtreeblossom's journal with her permission]

The Scene: Young couple, each with a rolling suitcase and a backpack, rubber-necking along the clean and orderly Davis T platform. Plumtreeblossom silently reads her Metro and eavesdrops.



Woman: What the fuck? This place is fucking disgusting!
Man: Fuck this.
MBTA: Attention passengers; the next Red Line train to Alewife is now approaching.
Man: What the fuck is Alewife?
(pause)
Man: Fuck Boston. This is such fucking bullshit.
Woman: I'm not fucking sitting on that gross bench.
MBTA: Attention passengers; the next Red Line train to Alewife is now arriving.
Man: Fuck Alewife, that's not the South Station train.

*******

I'm guessing they're not from around here. Hopefully, they won't ever need to come back. :-)
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Overheard in Harvard Law School cafeteria [Jan. 6th, 2011|02:38 pm]

crazybone
Harvard Student: It just makes me feel like the government is kind of elitist you know?
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PBR is my birthright [Sep. 6th, 2010|01:40 am]

thisfrozenlake_
girl #1: rachel, can we go?
girl #2: to get beer?
girl #1: no, to israel!

-somerville
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At work [Sep. 2nd, 2010|02:44 pm]

justjess
Woman: Do you smell chocolate chip cookies?
Man: No, but I'm not really smelling for chocolate chip cookies.
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2010|10:58 am]

heterocide
Porter Sq.

Mixed group of women and men walking together.

All appear to be in mid-30's.

One woman loudly states, "Well, tonight we are also going to celebrate the fact that I am not pregnant."
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Topping with THC [Aug. 15th, 2010|12:53 am]

tenshikurai9
Actually overheard in Somerville on 8/8. A friend and myself were walking-by a set of people sitting in lawn chairs on the sidewalk and a guy was saying, I'll smoke weed by my landlord, I'll smoke weed with my landlord, I'll smoke weed on top of my landlord.
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Overheard today at the Garage in Harvard Sq: [Jul. 30th, 2010|02:28 am]

ominousspectre
Teenage girl walking with 5 other teenage girls: "So really, he should realize that I'm totally independent. I'd rather do things by myself than with a bunch of other people."
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